I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.
"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
if ever ur having a bad day remember this is how sloths poop