thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

hiptonized:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

nsumida:

Finished drawing my tiny book.  Expect come Snackies updates soon.

nsumida:

Finished drawing my tiny book.  Expect come Snackies updates soon.

simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

if ever ur having a bad day remember this is how sloths poop

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